Friday, December 25, 2009

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Pretty Young Corbin



Corbin you FAIL look at how shitty that crayon drawing is behind you. Get some skills

That is Unacceptable



Movies pretty gay just really fun to watch Doho freak out when he was in 8th grade. Go to 2:11 into the video. THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Newport Beach Christmas Card


Found this christmas card at horse's house and it made my night. You can not look at a picture of your daughter all sexed up, ass out look, back angle and think 'this will make the perfect Christmas Card', I mean she even has the sports illustrated sand on the ass trick. Maybe mommy never got to pursue her true passion. Ahh vicariousness...

Id try this pose next year

Friday, December 18, 2009

UNCZ



cant test skibadee or funsta, they made those uk garaje mc's look like shit

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

CRAB CORE



i know this shit is old but i really had not been able to make it all the way through. which you really have to do because the end trumps the entire video, plus you get to see the girl keep covering her ears inorder to block out all the shitty music. Seriously though, beside the autouner singing with screaming and electro house mixed together, what really bothers me about this is the fucking dance moves they had to have practiced like

one, two, guitar swing
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and into a 10 year old girl prance
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and breakdown into a crab squat
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How do they bend their knees with those pants

Monday, December 14, 2009

MUSH



hey griebs, you know how i know your gay?

Friday, December 11, 2009

Thursday, November 26, 2009

HORSE 4000



Some people emit an undeniable and constant heir of classiness, reliability, honesty, trustworthyness, charisma, and business sensibility (e-fusion, fusion, fusion. Some people are horses, and my friend... Henry Tyle

Sunday, November 22, 2009

haha uh



just because he played music (not dj'ed... because he cant) on an airplane, does not mean he is a talented... talented what ever he is

Thursday, November 19, 2009

'93 till fornever



Shits a banger. Nothin new but most people probably havnt dabbled too much into jayline. I liked this song when i was a kid and i like this remix alot better now.

enjoi

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Wednesday, September 30, 2009


This is truly what music has been missing musicality and choreography. James Brown, started it but he was a little too much of a drunk. Michael Jackson carried on the torch, but he was a little too creepy. All it was missing was some fucking hipsters.

They are approachable, and look at those fucking dance moves. And the songs about butt sex. Who doesn't love some good old fashion American butt sex? I know I do.


holy mongoloids people are fucked in the head, really? ur gunna act like that in public... steezus christ

Monday, September 28, 2009

brobin thriving in his element


there truly are no words needed to make this picture anybetter. but i would like to point out a few things:
nobody is even paying attention to them at all
the boob cell phone holder
corbin has chest pubes
the classiness of the hand on knees booty bounce
tongue
corbin clearly tried to wipe off his under age X's to buy from the bar
ya its at a bar in public

after the bean bust out a reverse double pits to chesty he likes to cool off with one nay two nice refreshing key light. a light and refreshing beverage that "stays smooth even when you arnt" which you might need noting that you just pulled a trick off that brings ryan sheckler to mind (at least he doesnt start crying in that video)

Friday, September 25, 2009

Fuck electro house



Its truly a shame to see wobbles used for all the wrong reasons. you even ruined a half decent cool kids song for me. Fuck you elctro house for taking so much and giving back nothing but shitty synths with spit and chewed outplayed samples over the top of them. dig in the crates fuckers. And now there all these shitty want to be dj's that buy numark total controls and think they are professionals. I could do that shit in my sleep, I fuckin should. I’ll play a bunch of stupid house and everybody will think im great each time I use way too many effects and then switch.

Recap: fuck this song, fuck elctro, and fuck fake dj’s

You even ruined Clipz and B. Trait's you dildo fest of a genre