Wednesday, September 30, 2009


This is truly what music has been missing musicality and choreography. James Brown, started it but he was a little too much of a drunk. Michael Jackson carried on the torch, but he was a little too creepy. All it was missing was some fucking hipsters.

They are approachable, and look at those fucking dance moves. And the songs about butt sex. Who doesn't love some good old fashion American butt sex? I know I do.


holy mongoloids people are fucked in the head, really? ur gunna act like that in public... steezus christ

Monday, September 28, 2009

brobin thriving in his element


there truly are no words needed to make this picture anybetter. but i would like to point out a few things:
nobody is even paying attention to them at all
the boob cell phone holder
corbin has chest pubes
the classiness of the hand on knees booty bounce
tongue
corbin clearly tried to wipe off his under age X's to buy from the bar
ya its at a bar in public

after the bean bust out a reverse double pits to chesty he likes to cool off with one nay two nice refreshing key light. a light and refreshing beverage that "stays smooth even when you arnt" which you might need noting that you just pulled a trick off that brings ryan sheckler to mind (at least he doesnt start crying in that video)

Friday, September 25, 2009

Fuck electro house



Its truly a shame to see wobbles used for all the wrong reasons. you even ruined a half decent cool kids song for me. Fuck you elctro house for taking so much and giving back nothing but shitty synths with spit and chewed outplayed samples over the top of them. dig in the crates fuckers. And now there all these shitty want to be dj's that buy numark total controls and think they are professionals. I could do that shit in my sleep, I fuckin should. I’ll play a bunch of stupid house and everybody will think im great each time I use way too many effects and then switch.

Recap: fuck this song, fuck elctro, and fuck fake dj’s

You even ruined Clipz and B. Trait's you dildo fest of a genre